On a whim I decided to combine a Trump interview with the opening paragraphs of James Joyce's Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, using a paragraph merger tool.. The result explains pretty much everything.
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The Mormons are very smart people.
Dante said:
— O, if not, the eagles will come and pull out his eyes.
__ He lies about things that he shouldn’t be lying about.
__ He lies about so much.
__ He’s out of the campaign, vote for me.
He sang that song.
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The Vances lived in number seven.
__ He danced:
Tralala lala,
Tralala tralaladdy,
Tralala lala,
Tralala lala.
__ He lies about things that don’t matter.
__ When they were grown up he was going to marry Eileen.
__ They were older than his father and mother but uncle Charles was older than Dante.
__ As far as Ted Cruz, he’s one of the greatest liars and biggest liars I have ever known.
__ And I said it in a joking way, but they can take it, you can take it any way you want.
__ Dante gave him a cachou every time he brought her a piece of tissue paper.
__ The moocow came down the road where Betty Byrne lived: she sold lemon platt.
__ The brush with the maroon velvet back was for Michael Davitt and the brush with the green velvet back was for Parnell.
__ I tell people, and I think that’s why Ted Cruz has lost the Evangelical vote, look what he did with Ben Carson, who has endorsed me.
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O, the green wothe botheth.
__ They were Eileen’s father and mother.
__ I don’t think Mitt Romney is a smart person.
__ He said Ben Carson in Iowa has left.
__ Thousands of people voted for him because he convinced people that Ben Carson had left the campaign.
__ Look what he did to Ben Carson.
__ I never have thought he was a smart person, but the Mormons are very smart people.
__
Uncle Charles and Dante clapped.
__ So I said, are you sure he’s a Mormon? And I’m not going to change it because I think Mitt Romney has proven to be not a smart person. He was baby tuckoo.
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His mother had a nicer smell than his father.
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O, the wild rose blossoms
On the little green place.
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Dante had two brushes in her press.
__ That had the queer smell.
__ —
Pull out his eyes,
Apologize,
Apologize,
Pull out his eyes.
__ They had a different father and mother.
__ He knew Ben Carson did not leave the campaign
Once upon a time and a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road and this moocow that was coming down along the road met a nicens little boy named baby tuckoo
His father told him that story: his father looked at him through a glass: he had a hairy face.
__ His mother said:
— O, Stephen will apologize.
__ His mother put on the oilsheet.
__
When you wet the bed first it is warm then it gets cold.
__ That was his song.
__ I know many Mormons.
__ She played on the piano the sailor’s hornpipe for him to dance.
__ He hid under the table.
__
Apologize,
Pull out his eyes,
Pull out his eyes,
Apologize.
__ With Mitt Romney — well, first of all, with Mitt Romney, I was saying to the Mormons, Mormons are very smart people.