Saturday Mar 05: 7:31 AM - 1st front page post: Trump, Trump, Trump.
Saturday Mar 05: 9:01 AM - 2nd front page post: Something, something, Trumpism, something, crazy republicans.
Saturday Mar 05: 10:00 AM - 3rd front page post: Something about an actual Democrat
Saturday Mar 05: 11:00 AM - 4th front page post: Trump Trump Trump
Saturday Mar 05: 12:01 PM - 5th front page post: Trump Trump Trump
Saturday Mar 05: 1:01 PM - 6th front page post: Trump Trump Mitch Trump
Saturday Mar 05: 2:01 PM - 7th front page post: Trump Mitch Trump Trump
Saturday Mar 05: 3:01 PM - 8th front page post: Whoa, something else about Democrats
Saturday Mar 05: 4:00 PM - 9th front page post: Newsy news.
Saturday Mar 05: 5:00 PM - 10th front page post: Hey everyone, guess what, some Democrats vote today! If you forgot and you’re in KS we just want to remind you that YOU’RE TOO LATE! Same for a bunch of you Nebraskans!
Saturday Mar 05: 5:39 PM - 11th front page post: Here’s a nice picture of Ted.
Saturday Mar 05: 6:56 PM 12th front page post: This week in the war on workers:
Saturday Mar 05: 8:00 PM 13th front page post: Fun stuff
Saturday Mar 05: 8:20 PM 14th front page post: Trump Trump Trump
Saturday Mar 05: 8:32 PM 15th front page post:
HERE’S THE BACK OF BERNIE’S COMB-OVER
Saturday Mar 05: 8:52 PM EST - 16th front page post: Here’s an average picture of Ted.
Saturday Mar 05: 9:09 PM EST - 17th front page post:
FINE. HERE’S A PICTURE OF BERNIE’S FACE. IT'S THE UGLIEST ONE I COULD FIND, BUT IT’S OK BECAUSE IT’S WHAT HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE ALL THE TIME AND HE’S NOT REALLY A DEMOCRAT ANYWAY.
Saturday Mar 05: 9:17 PM - 18th front page post:
HERE’S A PICTURE OF HILLARY SMILING. ISN’T SHE WONDERFUL? ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND THINK SO.
Saturday Mar 05: 9:27 PM - 19th front page post: TrumpetyTrump
Saturday Mar 05: 9:27 PM - 20th front page post: If you live in KS, LA or NE and haven’t voted yet, oh well!
Saturday Mar 05: 10:01 PM - 21st front page post: Continuing series
Saturday Mar 05: 10:48 PM - 22nd front page post: Trump again
Saturday Mar 05: 10:48 PM - 23rd front page post: Here’s a republican ballot. They voted because we reminded them a bazillion times. Trump is on it.
Saturday Mar 05: 11:01 PM - 24th front page post: Coming up tomorrow: Three definite posts about republicans and possibly four more.
Saturday Mar 05: 11:31 PM - 25th front page post: Here’s a republican who’s not Trump!