Dear Senator Sanders,
How are you? I am fine. The kids are doing very well. Well, not mine; I don’t have any kids. I have a dog though. He got angry with me for coming home late yesterday, and he ruined some blinds. I would have been mad at him, but he was right; he shouldn’t have to stay home alone that long. He is getting on in years. Aren’t we all?
I’m sad about the death of Prince. Didn’t he rock? He was something, boy. I’m really glad they sent Scott home on Survivor. He was a bully. I don’t like bullies. I’m guessing you and your rival, Hillary Clinton, don’t much care for them either. Let’s kill them. Just kidding! Are you pretty psyched that Game of Thrones comes back Sunday night on HBO? I hope they can match last year’s excitement and storytelling. Kaleesi is coming back to Westeros! I can’t believe they killed that lady on that one show. Hopefully she is really alive, and they were just messing with us. Forget all that though; Better Call Saul might be the best show of all time. I have never seen such understated angst and well developed drama. I did not expect that. Did you? I wonder if anyone does polling about that! Wouldn’t that be fun.
One time I crashed my motorcycle, and I broke my spine and collarbone. Ouch. I’m not kidding when I say, “ouch.” I really want to emphasize that it hurt really bad, and many years later, the surgeries began. Have you ever had surgery? It’s not that fun. When the nurse says, “if you don’t fill the bottle by midnight, I’m putting in a catheter,” she’s not kidding.
Anyway, I gotta go now. I hope you have fun doing whatever you do, and I hope your family is well, too.
Take care!
Richard