Seems everyday I’m seeing where idiotic conservatives in some backwards state are obsessing about who can use what restroom—primarily because they’re concerned about where transgender people should be allowed to pee.
Well, I think I can save those so-called legislators some time, which should eliminate their posturing and hand-wringing over this issue, plus give them the opportunity to focus on and hopefully make laws about important stuff...you know like gun control and climate change.
Anyway, here are the ONLY rules that should apply for inside public restrooms:
1. Never try to introduce yourself to anyone
2. Keep your eyes to yourself
3. Do your business
4. Wash your hands
5. Leave
It’s that simple.