Just driving down the road with me, myself and my evil little brain and wondering what Donald is gonna do when the primaries are over, which they practically are now. He is will have to suddenly turn ‘presidential’ — unlikely — and give actual speeches or something. There will be music naturally and naturally the only artist (?) I can think of who would let him use their music is Teddy the Nugget who’s one and only hit — Cat Scratch Fever — might have a hard time making the point. Then methought Hillary or Bernie needs a song about the Donald, for ads and such, and the Donald needs a nickname other than the Donald. So here I am driving and singing and ‘Danny Boy’ pops in my head. Danny then turns into Donny and I have to admit I had some pretty bad lyrics going on but to the same tune.
So here’s my proposition: Let’s write a parody song to the tune of Danny Boy and it can be Donny Boy because he likes being called The Donald but he would absolutely HATE that! Soooo diminutive, little hands and all. We can throw it all in — the rapists, the wall, the hair, the wives, the taxes. I haven’t done too well so far but my starting point is:
O Donny Boy the votes the votes are calling
from coast to coast throughout the countryside
You have to stop the poll numbers from falling
By talking loud and spreading stupid lies
I am absolutely sure that there are many faithful Kossaks be they for Bernie or Hillary that want to trash Trump — which is hard to do because he does such a perfect job of it himself. Let’s keep it clean for sharing if we get anywhere — I do think Donny Boy is the perfect name for him. Such a petty bully and such runaway immaturity on display. If this community can take down El Rushbo it seems like we can do a simple thing like stick Donny boy with a nickname. Perfect Target!