Report on Day 1:
1. Most-watched speech of the night — the one most crucial to achieve the convention's goal of humanizing the candidate — is plagiarized from Angry Black Wife of Most Losingest Weakest President EVAH!
2. At the exact moment that Benghazi victim's mom engages the emotions of convention-goers by blaiming Hillary for her son's death, Trump steps on her speech, appearing on Fox News to criticize John Kasich.
3. Trump's best answer to the critiques of his/party's treatment of women — rising Republican star, veteran, and noted pig-castrator Joni Ernst — is scheduled to speak at the end of the night, long after Melania spoke. Most of the audience had left, and much of America had turned off the TV and gone to bed, before Ernst took the stage.
4. One of the most-anticipated speakers on the original list was Tim Tebow. Oops! Looks like someone forgot to confirm with Tim himself before disseminating that info.
5. And last but not least: According to Molly Ball of the Atlantic, massive chaos reigns behind the scenes:
The planners of the convention, the party people, the convention people, say they're getting almost no direction from the Trump campaign, and when they do get direction it's to blow up their plans. So they're having a really hard time, and there's a lot of frustration building up there.
To Be Continued . . . .