New song, to "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne, inspired by a comment on Media Matters.
[ETA: I cannot get the formatting right. I am so sorry — everything I’m trying isn’t working. I swear I’ll fix it.]
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea, can I come over after I bartend? (after I bartend)
We can hang around in the Rose Garden (the Rose Garden)
Did your mom get back from her convention speech (convention speech)
Was she cool? Fox News is saying she screeched (that was a reach)
You know, I’m not the Bernie Bot that I used to be,
We’re stronger together, baby, can’t you see?
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all that I want and I’ve waited for so long
Chelsea, can’t you see that your mom’s the nominee?
I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Chelsea’s mom
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
Chelsea, do you remember when your dad was the man? (he was the man)
Your mom came out with a complicated health care plan (health care plan)
I could tell Republicans just hated her guts (hated her guts)
But every time they attack her, she just smokes their butts (smokes their butts)
And I know that you think it’s just a fantasy,
But since Bernie dropped out, she could use a guy like me
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all that I want and I’ve waited for so long
Chelsea, can’t you see that she’s changed progressively?
I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Chelsea’s mom
Chelsea’s mom has got it goin’ on
She’s all that I want and I’ve waited for so long
Chelsea, can’t you see that the U.S. is ready,
I know it might be wrong, but oh oh….
(I know it might be wrong)
I’m in love with (Chelsea’s mom, oh oh)
I’m in love with (Chelsea’s mom, oh oh)
I’m in love with Chelsea’s mom.