The conventions are over. Now it is on to the debates and the November voting.
But the debates might not happen. Trump has said he might miss one or all three if they don’t agree to his format demands. Below are his demands.
Sorry that I don’t have a source, but I heard it somewhere. Trust me.
As I heard it, here are his demands:
The moderators will refer to Mr. Trump as “Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump.”
Moderators will refer to Secretary Clinton as “Crooked Hillary.”
Moderators may NOT ask Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump any questions about:
his tweets
birtherism
Kennedy assassination
his six bankruptcies
the 3,500 lawsuits for non-payment
his income taxes
what country his hats and clothes are made in
guest foreign workers at Trump hotels or golf courses
his charitable donations
rape accusations
the Bible or the U.S. Constitution
no questions about his boys hunting lions and elephants
Melania’s college degree
Melania’s awesome speech
Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump’s mental health records
Russia
Specific policies Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump might do as President
Moderators MUST ask Crooked Hillary about:
her thoughts about Bill and Monica
Benghazi
lost emails
Benghazi
Why she always wears pantsuits
Why the DNC screwed Bernie
If global warming is true, why is there snow in Antarctica
Benghazi
Why didn’t she pick Pocahontas as her VP
How many dictators donated to the Clinton Foundation
[it is forbidden to ask what the Clinton Foundation has done to help people]
How do you tell so many lies, yet the investigations never conclude you lied
The broadcasts must include Russian captions.
There will be no fact checking of Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump’s responses.
Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump has the option to tweet in his responses rather than appear in person on stage with Crooked Hillary.
Before answering every question, Crooked Hillary is to be placed under oath.
During the Vice Presidential debates, Governor Pence will sit on Billionaire Businessman Donald J. Trump’s lap.