Shorter Hillary Clinton: Donald, you have underpaid or completely stiffed thousands of direct employees and contractors.
Shorter Donald Trump: I have fully paid tens of thousands of people who are happy with their wages.
This reminds me of an old courtroom joke.
Judge: I have two people here ready to testify that you robbed their store.
Defendant: Yeah? Well I can call five other people who’ll say I didn’t rob their stores.
Gah! The chutzpah!