From the folks at TwoStonerDudes dot com! Rumor has it they are very close with Roger Stone and Alex Jones, so the following is right from the Trump transition team!
Some people close to the Trump transition who want to remain anonymouse because they are only allowed to speak to the press at "off the record" social functions at Mar-A-Lago are saying that in light of the States not being United, we need to change the name to accurately reflect our new status in the world.
On January 21, 2017, House Republicans will introduce HR 1, a Bill to rename the USA and change that 200+ year old, outdated flag. Republicans in the Senate are prepared to pass it in record time since only Democrats need 60 votes to get anything done in the Senate. Dear Leader Donald has said he will sign it as soon as the bill hits his new solid gold T shaped desk in the Oval Office in the Trump House.
The new flag has been leaked too!