It's simple. American women should withhold sex until after the 2018 mid term elections. And if Governorships and congresses on both state and federal levels don't change to reflect representation of the will of the people, the cutoff will continue.
I often hear jokes or participate in discussions with male friends regarding marriage, relationships and power.
The punch line, or the end of the discussion, is the perceived fact that while men may control the money, women control the pussy.
Apologies on channeling Donald Trump-type language.
But let's be accurate, or least let's support the most powerful and popular stereotypical meme re: males and females: Women like sex. Men NEED sex.
So. I believe women are now key to the future of both America and the world.
They need to cut off access to the male's prime directive toward change toward equality.
If the predominately male lawmakers remain committed to paying women less than men, to controlling women's bodies and their right to choose an abortion, or to limiting their access to contraception and cancer screenings, or to ignoring science in favor of getting rich through dominionism, or to choosing laws that benefit the 10% rich at the expense of the 90% less-than-rich ... then their access to sexual satisfaction goes away.
They get cut off. Badda bing, badda boom.
Yes, there will be collateral damage. As in all wars.
Inocuous, innocent husbands or boyfriends, even those who agree with their mates, will have to make the ultimate sacrifice.
They'll have to go without and revert to their early teen years of porn via magazines and the internet (as if some aren't doing this already) for sexual release.
But that's not such a bad thing. Imagine the opportunities for capitalistic entrepreneurs.
There are already countless devices for males who want to simulate sex with a woman. Slap a logo or political slogan on the outside and bingo, more sales and profit.
I don't even want to go toward devices with the First Lady's nude image on the outside or packaging.
And trust me. Google 'Melania Trump nude' and almost any red-blooded American male will feel a stirring in their loins.
Males who have insecurity about their size could buy 'tiny hands' devices that make their manhood look YUGE toward releases to get them through the night until the November 2018 elections.
And can you imagine the products that can be made for the women?
A vibrator with ticklish Donald Trump hair or tiny hand- stimulators could more than satisfy wives and girlfriends.
Phone or internet sex with golden-toned males, gay or hetero, it won't matter, at $2.00 per minute may sell like hot cakes.
Yes, this is written a bit tongue in cheek. But the bottom line should not be disputed.
There are more women than men in America.
From my personal experience, as a 63-year old twice married male with four kids and spectacular memories, I can positively attest that the only thing any of my wives or girlfriends couldn’t beat me at was racquetball.
After 20 years I still love my bride. I love being with her in the biblical sense.
But if sacrificing the physical act of sex with her, for almost two years, will benefit the many instead of the few, I'm all in.