Dainty Donny had a small crowd
He thought it was bigger, and he said it loud
But the photos and facts all said no
Your crowd was tiny, get over it bro
Even all those women were bigger than he
And all around the world people laughed with glee
But Dainty Donny just could not let go
It had to be bigger, it had to be so
But no amount of wishing could make things change
No matter how much he cried, or stamped his feet
But still Dainty Donny is all in a huff
Because not even CNN will take his guff
Now in the Oval Office, Dainty Donny does sit
At his desk he'll fume, at his desk he'll twit
Into the wee hours of the morning, come rain or snow
But now matter how much he whines, his crowd will not grow