Articles of Impeachment:
He has misappropriated Federal funds by using the offices of the Federal Government for personal or political gain.
He has appointed unfit subordinates to Federal Office.
He has promoted criminal investigations outside of the scope of his office without cause.
He has designed to use Federal authority to discriminate against individuals protected under Federal law by placing them on ‘watch lists’.
He has used his office to prevent Federal government employees from performing the basic functions of their jobs as described in their job descriptions.
He has not spent money designed for the promotion of the Affordable Care Act as allocated by Congress.
He has lied to Federal Officials and the American people about the state of his personal finances and his ties to foreign governments.
Coming soon...
He has conspired with enemies of the United States, giving them aid and comfort.
He has received money in exchange for behaviors inherent to the Federal Office of the Presidency.
He has proved himself incapable of protecting the nation from all enemies, foreign and domestic.
And hopefully not...
He has committed abuses to public sensibility by engaging in prurient endeavors that shall not be described in this document (unless Ken Starr is employed as an underwriter, and besides, what is with this fetish about pee anyways?).
Feel free to add or suggest edits. This is a running list so it belongs to the community.