Many furbutts and featherkind are very far-sighted which might explain their fascination with this song. They certainly all agree that Ceiling Cat is very far-sighted indeed (and it’s quite disturbing to them to think about her being able to see everything they do so they try not to think about that… at all… especially when they’re doing something mischievous in which case they weren’t there anyway).
They tell me that while they love Bette Middler, she didn’t quite get all the words right so they’ve made the necessary adjustments to the lyrics.
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