Do you control your pets, really, or do they control you?
I may need to call for an exorcism soon. I am deeply concerned for the mental stability of my neighbors and for myself. I fear one day we may all awake to find ourselves dead or missing, and our former pets in charge. I think they are taking over.
For many years I harbored under the delusion that dogs imitate us in order to please us. Lol. No, they do not. They imitate us in order to hypnotize us while they steal our souls. I only realized this after watching one dog hypnotize another dog, and change that dog’s behavior and personality completely.
Mr. Murphy was once a happy, normal PUG. At least as normal as any PUG. Even after the surgical removal of two body parts I guess he was rather attached to, he kept up a subdued happy and optimistic outlook on life. I think most males would agree that is an optimistic soul indeed.
At the time Mr. Murphy openly cohabitated with Ms. Aimee. She is a spicy mix of Chihuahua and who knows what the hell else. Obviously, she was not perturbed in the least by the results of the knife-wielding to Mr. Murphy’s body parts. In fact, her life became less tumultuous if anything.
Then I began to notice strange things….
Murphy began imitating Ms. Aimee. His former and dour stoic self was now exhibiting Aimee’s characteristic joie de vivre. Whereas before he was only mildly interested when his owners came home, now he would raise the devil in shameless gleeful celebration just like Ms. Aimee. Hooting and howling for 15-20 minutes as if the great goddess walked through the door.
Here is the kicker. The owners have begun doing the very same thing when they get home. They both run around the house now hooping and hollering as soon as they open the door. Four living creatures running amok with joy and glee for 15-20 minutes...you want to tell me that’s not some kind of soul stealing activity right there?
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