I have to admit it. I’m tired of all the winning. & it feels like America is great again.
Anybody who wants one has a good paying job. The streets of the nation are free of crime.
We all now have terrific health care at a fraction of the price — boy, that was a tough one, huh? Who knew?
Our military that was run down & dilapidated is now the premier fighting force on the planet.
The air is sweeter & the water cleaner. Only you could have done it & it’s only you that deserves all the credit for fixing everything.
& you did it all in, like, four months. Amazing!
You’ve really done enough. We can’t express our gratitude enough. Nobody ever deserved retirement more than you.