Okay, so it's been just over 7 months now since President Shitclown began flatulating up an unbearable stench all over the world and I'm still waiting for our Democratic... um... leadership to come up with a coherent offensive strategy other than tweeting, whining and waiting for Mueller. Get some goddamn talking points guys.The Disloyal Opposition does it pretty darn well. Remember Benghazi? It worked. They're reading Goebbels. You're reading Dr. Seuss.
Where is our "Give 'em Hell Harry” person? Not in the Senate. Do us all a big favor, Schumer—either stop walking on eggshells, or sit down and let your cousin Amy use the podium. Is Liz Warren the only one with a larynx? What is wrong with you Chuck? For a New Yorker, you're a disgrace. Harry Reid was better at expressing rage and he's a Munchkin from Nevada.
How come you guys never tell us about the shit that goes on behind the scenes, like defunding a teenage pregnancy prevention program or killing hate group monitoring or using an FCC loophole to get conservative TV into 72% of US homes? Hello. This shit happened and you all got laryngitis? Does Rachel have to do everything?
So now you're planning to get bipartisan on health care? What a lovely gesture considering the last Congress wouldn't even give Obama's SCOTUS nominee a hearing. And if you and your GOP pals come up with a better ACA plan, guess who's going to take all the credit while you putzes try to figure out how it's possible to bite oneself in one's own ass
And Jesus M. Christ, enough with Twitter already. Lifeless words. No emotion. Ever notice that, except for President Asshat, the Republicans don't tweet nearly as much as you. Why? Because they seem to know that only 7% of Americans use Twitter. 57% still get their news from TV, 26% from radio. Yes suckers, El Presidente has lured you into a useless Twitter War.
My Congressman, Ted Lieu, who I like, spends a lot of time (maybe even too much) tweeting sarcastic stuff about Czar Donald the Terrible and that's fine, but Ted I'd like to see you doing more of that on camera. You too Kamala. And all the rest of you Dems. And not just politely on MSNBC or CNN. Hell, John Kasich and Lindsay Graham seem angrier than you guys.
Ted, you have 357K followers on Twitter. Big deal. Twitter is NOT visibility. Grab a bullhorn. Would Joseph Welch have shut down Joe McCarthy if he had tweeted, "Have you no sense of decency?"
And don't whine that the networks won't give you air time. Boo hoo. Offer up some serious drama. TV loves drama. Right now, the pundits are serving up all the heat but they're getting paid for being loudmouths. We ELECTED you to do it.