According to this front page article, White House Chief of Staff John Kelly holds much of the blame for smashing the purported deal made between Trump and Schumer to avoid the shutdown and help the Dreamers.
Remember Steve Bannon? By all accounts, the hashtag #PresidentBannon really got to Trump, just as many here thought it would. We can achieve the same thing with #PresidentKelly.
If there’s one thing this Resident hates, it’s sharing the spotlight. He doesn’t know how to share. All he knows is how to hog. And there is already a wedge between the spankee and his Chief of Staff that we can widen. The first thing this walking full-fat dairy product does when upset is assign blame. All we have to do is convince him that his Chief of Staff sold him out for some Fox News Face Time (since the only thing this living embodiment of the Garfield Macy’s Parade balloon understands is ratings) and this government will be back up and running by Tuesday.
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#PresidentKelly
#PresidentJohnKelly
#Kellyshutdown
And when that’s done, we move on to zombie virus personified Stephen Miller.