The species of Trump voters that exasperated me the most were the simpletons who explained their choice with the politically-astute pronouncement, “I think it’s just time for a change.” A change? Right. Gotcha. And why is that, Einstein? When Obama occupied the Oval, you got your house back, mortgage rates were low, you finally had health care, you got to keep that job at GM, we hadn’t declared war on anyone, if your neighborhood was flooded, FEMA would show up for more than 15 minutes, your Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security were safe, Farmer Joe still had someone to pick his crops, Pastor Bob still worshiped God not Satan, you breathed clean air, drank clean water and so forth. Yet according to you, you brainless asshole, things could be much better so why not vote for a vile, inexperienced, racist, lying, woman-hating, ignorant childish failed entrepreneur to improve your overall situation in life?
Guess we’ll just have to wait and see how you feel about your simpleminded decision in a few years when you, your kids and your filthy pets are living in your car, eating moldy French fries from the dumpster behind your local Burger King, drinking brown water, coughing up unsightly phlegm and living with those mysterious pustules on your face and hands which you can’t get rid of because the line at the emergency room extends from Little Rock to Miami, although part of Miami is underwater. And for some reason, even though you’ve been unemployed for three years, you still owe the Feds $345,000.