With sincere appreciation and apologies to Irving Berlin who wrote — Puttin’ on the Ritz.
To the tune of Puttin on the Ritz (as a creative derivative work)
Have you seen the goings on,
Up and down The White House lawn?
In that famous Garden spot
Democracy is let to rot.
Orange head and dollar bills
Putin purchased all the thrills.
Spending every dime,
For this crazy time.
Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where they all get down
in Crazytown.
Mentioning treason makes the clown insane.
His marbles fall out as hard as rain.
Trying hard to lead all the stooges.
More than three!
Traitors whisper, whose the mole?
After this where can I go?
Orange headed, idiot clown
He’s the leader of Crazytown.
Now, if you're blue
And you don't know where to go to,
Hurry before it crashes down,
Get to Crazytown.
Okay, I couldn't resist...LOL
Sorry Mr. Berlin.