Trump says he doesn’t have a racist bone in his body. Maybe it’s true. Maybe he doesn’t have any bones.
First, we need to determine what a racist bone looks like. Has anyone ever seen one? I haven’t. OK, set that aside.
Bones are there to keep us upright. Is Donald Trump upright? I don’t think so.
Does Donald Trump have a spine? No evidence for that.
What do we conclude?
Maybe Donald Trump doesn’t have a racist bone in his body.
Maybe he’s a giant slug.
He certainly leaves a trail of slime everywhere he goes.
Yeah, I know. This was hardly worth doing. But what can I say, sometimes you just feel like doing something juvenile. In this day and age, who can bear to be a grownup all the time?