According to Dana Milbank in the Washington Post:
White evangelicals are only 15 percent of the population, but their share of the electorate was 28 percent, according to Edison Research exit polling, and 23 percent, according to the Associated Press version.
It’s clear that white evangelicals are perpetrating a fraud on the American people. Common sense tells me that 15% of the electorate can’t cast 28% of the votes without voter impersonation. And if any investigation reveals otherwise, well, that’s proof that evangelicals have burrowed into the Deep State.
In order to Stop The Steal, I propose the following:
* Limit the number of rural polling places to — say — one per million. If a few 70-year old voters have to drive a couple counties over to cast a ballot, that’s a small price to pay for “election integrity” (1)
* Post federal marshals at these polling places as poll watchers. Require that anyone casting a vote show two forms of ID to a marshal (Social Security and Medicare cards not acceptable)
* Require notarized mail-in ballots coming from designated VFHS’s (Voter Fraud Hot Spots)
* Investigate white evangelical mega churches for conspiracy to commit voter fraud. Prosecute them no matter how flimsy the evidence. After all, even losing a case sends a message
Taking these measures will guarantee that all votes cast are legal, and that’s what it’s all about.
(1) As an alternative, these voters could cast their ballots in a DSA — Designated Safe Area — typically the poorest, least white precinct in the nearest city. We’re nothing if not flexible.