Hi folks! Longtime Kossack here (joined in 2003, took my “Kevvboy” handle in 2004). I’ve just published a book of my attempt to mine the humor out of Big Orange in his first, and thankfully last, term.
The link to order the book: www.amazon.com/…
Sorry for the commercial post, but Facebook, Twitter, and Amazon have ALL rejected ads for this book because it contains “political content.” So I’m getting out the word the best I can.
“Mark Childress’ puncture-sharp wit kept me sane during the Trumpian days of torment. What joy to have the complete compendium of horrors, delivered in the form of pure literary genius. The perfect alternative to Xanax or Zen meditation.” – Amy Tan, author of The Joy Luck Club and
Where the Past Begins
“You, sir, are a libtard.”
– Glenn Beck
“I love every word Mark Childress writes, including this new compilation of his great political writing ... brilliant and hilarious.”– Anne Lamott, author of Bird by Bird and
Almost Everything: Notes on Hope
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“With covfefe strong, all the boats sailed along
Flying Trump flags from every railing
The waves rose up high but they zoomed right on by
All the libtards alongshore, a-wailing
And every man knew, as the captain did too,
Twas the witch of November come stealing!
Kamala’s her name and they see her dark flame
Lighting up the skies o’er Sinky Trumpy
The boats were too close - two or three feet at most
And the big waves began now a buildin’-
The little boats sank, people fell in and drank
The dark waters of gloomy Lake Travis
When suppertime came the old man came on deck sayin’
Magas, it’s too rough to feed ya
But at seven p.m. when the hatchway caved in, he said
Magas, it’s been good to know ya!”
– From “The Wreck of the S.S. Full MAGA”