Dear Patriot,
You’ve been identified as an American who values tremendous leadership, the greatest economy in the history of the world, and a nation with the strongest immigration practices since the Great Wall of China (and their wall is only second-best in greatness, let me tell you).
So today, I’m offering you a ground-floor opportunity to become part of the Committee to Re-Elect Trump In November!
As a founding member, you’ll stand shoulder to shoulder with like-minded, proudly unmasked Americans dedicated to armed protest and the preservation of your right to do whatever you want. You’ll be standing up to the Fake News, the Deep State criminals, and those nasty corrupt liberals behind the biggest political crime of all time — we don’t need to say what it is, because you already know!
You know who you are. You know what you stand for. And you know in your heart it is time to step up by making a founder’s contribution of just $10,000. So act now to join us and become a CRETIN supporter. What do you have to lose?
Sincerely,
“Auntie” Roseanne Vaxine
President, Committee to Re-Elect Trump In November
PS — Don’t wait! Dedicated patriots like you are the only thing that stands between America and a socialist future of affordable health care, clean air and water, safe workplaces, and racial justice. Support the CRETIN with your donation today!