Hello again Patriots!
The liars with the Fake News are telling you not to trust the Committee to Re-Elect Trump In November. But I know we can count on you as a loyal CRETIN supporter.
That’s why we’re inviting you to join us for “Ignor-antine 2020” in Jacksonville this August. While Sleepy Joe hides away in his basement, you can join us for a mask-free extravaganza standing shoulder to shoulder with friends from groups such as these:
Republicans United for a Sustainable Environment
Patriots Undertaking To Invoke Nationalism
Society for Climate Alternatives Management
National Organization to Maintain Alternative Streams of Knowledge
Rebels Aligned with Colors that Imply Southern Triumph
After connecting with great allies like this from all over America, we know you’ll be infected with enthusiasm! You’ll return home ready to be one of our elite “super spreaders” of support for the greatest president ever, Donald J. Trump.
But that’s not all you’ll leave Jacksonville with. We’ve commissioned a special embossed decorative bowl for all attendees, to commemorate this amazing gathering. Yes, you’ll get your very own Patriots Engaged in Trump’s Re-election Initiative dish, demonstrating your critical role in the culture war!
Yes, at CRETIN we’re changing the face of liberty. Are you with us? Register your support here!
- Roseanne “Auntie” Vaxine
President, Committee to Re-Elect Trump In November