Me neither. But Lauren Witzke, failed Senate candidate from the great state of Delaware, knows better:
In a post on Gab, a social network popular with right-wing extremists, Witzke claimed she was "recovering from this insane bio-weapon called Covid." The 33-year-old, who has worked as a political commentator for the right-wing Christian conspiracy site TruNews, said she had decided not to tell anyone earlier so as not to alert "the shitlibs in the media."
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In posts shared on her Telegram channel, Witzke blamed TruNews for making her aware of the infection, insisting that nasal swabs were ultimately responsible for her getting COVID-19. "I'm an idiot for submitting to their demands and getting tested," she wrote, "and yes I know I need a good husband in my life to keep me from making bad decisions."
Never fear, though; she’s also blamed the vaccinated:
Speaking as a vaccinated shitlib, I’d like to note that my senses are (as near as I can tell) unaffected. The only indifference I’m feeling is toward unvaccinated people who by now should know better. I have only the brain fog that comes from just reaching the age to be eligible for Medicare (thank you, LBJ!); and I’m joyful that I have more time on the planet. Tots and pears, Lauren.