Today, hgunited finally struck a blow for journalistic integrity and proportional headlining. While so many, too many, have felt the bitter disappointment of clicking on a story promising the utter destruction of our enemies only to see a mild tweet that isn’t even clear the target ever saw, one was not overwhelmed by despondency.
No, this one rose up to puree the offenders, then send their mush hurtling at relativistic speeds into other offenders’ mush, creating a sustained rhetorical burst of subatomic particles that rent the very fabric of the universe. They are surely no more.
I will only quote a portion, both out of respect for fair use and for the author, and because the entire thing is so potent that it could impregnate the reader, whether one possesses a uterus or not.
… I think it would be a good thing to eliminate the over-the-top hyperbole with reasonable phrases...
SMAAAAAAASHHHHHHH!!!! RAWRRR!!!!! FATALITY!!!!
If you have not immediately sought out a fellow human to joyously high-five, or drawn a hand upon a nearby wall to simulate the experience, seek medical attention as you are likely dead inside.