Andy, Peng, and Rico decided to attend a Medieval reenactment of some sort, mainly to get in on a feast featuring a whole roast pig. They split up during the morning, with plans to meet back near the feasting tent at noon. For some reason, however, the repast has not started on time. It’s not clear why.
Just then a town crier came through with a megaphone (hey, buddy — is that historically accurate?), shouting:
Hear ye, hear ye! We are sorry to keep you waiting down at the feasting tent. The roast pig is ready, but it seems the kitchen staff have forgotten to bring the carving utensils. We will notify you as soon as the problem is resolved!
Andy is poorly behaved in the BEST of circumstances, but hungry as he was, this was more than he could bear. I’m afraid he ran somewhat amok.
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