My late-night earworm yesterday made me realize something: Nancy Sinatra's lyrics are almost exactly perfect for the present moment if she’s addressing Trump. Just a few changes...
"These Courts are Made for Judging"
Lightly twisted lyrics by Sherman Dorn
Tune (and one complete verse because it's perfect) by Nancy Sinatra
You keep saying you got something for me
What you say is legal, but I digress
You've been criming where you shouldn't have been criming
And now you're getting ready to confess
[Chorus]
These courts are made for judging
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days these courts
Are gonna judge that crime of you
You keep lying when you ought to be truthing
You keep losing when you ought to not bet
You keep saming when you ought to be changing
Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet
You keep playing where you shouldn't be playing
And you keep thinking that you'll never get burnt, hah
Justice found a brand new box of matches, yeah
What Jack Smith knows, you ain't had time to learn