The Ballad of Rudy Drooliani
When Giuliani tried to flip
And scuttle Treason's sinking ship
The DOJ said "Go Away -
We do not need your shit today;
No thanks, no dice, no plea, no deal -
We do not need your crazy spiel,
We do not want your testimony,
We do not need this sad baloney,
You'll give up Stone, and Flynn, and Powell?
And Lady G? Now that's a howl.
You'll rat out Meadows, Greene, and Jordan,
With all this dirt that you've been hoarding?
And Louie, Mike, and Steve, and Ron,
And hey, you'll even throw old Don
Beneath the roaring Justice bus?
That doesn't mean a thing to us!
We do not want you at our trial
Flasshing that demented smile,
Dripping dye and looking ghoulish,
Ripping farts and acting foolish,
Lying out your drunken face,
And gener'ly stinking up our case.
We've got the goods on all those skells,
And Rude, we got it off your cells.
Now go back home and stew a while;
You'll get your chance to see a trial."
Love,
xxx Rev Bludge