Breaking: From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up:
Ancient artefacts sent from Israel to the US four years ago on a short-term basis and intended for display at a White House event have ended up at Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, according to a report.
Oy vey! Does it ever stop with this crook?
The “national treasures” have allegedly been stuck at the former president’s Mar-a-Lago resort for months despite efforts by Israeli officials to retrieve them, the Haaretz newspaper reported, citing sources in Israel and abroad.
Sound familiar? Might be time to send in Mossad.
The newspaper quoted a source who was “updated” on the matter as saying that they wouldn’t be surprised if the items, which were initially sent to the White House in 2019, were eventually “found in some bathroom” at the property.
Sounds like the source is well versed in Trump’s history. Have at it.