The Traitor Bunch theme song:
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Here’s the story of a big fat loser:
His name was Donald Trump and he was screwed;
He was going to jail unless he stayed in power
And the prospect made him come unglued.
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Here’s the story of Trump’s dirty lawyers
Who conspired and forged and hacked and stole and lied
They were Sidney, Kenneth, John, and Ray, and Jenna,
And some crazy asshole of a bail-bonds guy.
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And together, with a gnome named Rudy,
A crooked lawyer often drunk by lunch,
All together they conspired to steal the election,
And that’s how they all became the Traitor Bunch!
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The Traitor Bunch!
The Traitor Bunch!
That’s how they all became the Traitor Bunch!
Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
Can’t wait to see the Trump Arraignment Shitshow tomorrow. See you then.