UPDATE: Don’t trust Twitter. I thought this was a real post because I saw it so many places. But apparently it wasn’t. The lack of poor grammar and ALL CAPS should have been a giveaway.
She’s lost three trials so far, and I don’t think she’s ever won. She denied Trump a jury in his fraud trial by screwing up the paperwork, and infamously said she’s rather be pretty than smart because you can “fake being smart.”
On social media, the MAGA morons were trying to spin her massive $83.3 million dollar loss as a victory for Trump because reasons. Her antics were so bad that Carroll got many times over what she asked for. She’s the Lauren Boebert of lawyers.
Even convicted rapist Donald Trump has finally had to admit she sucks.
In the meantime, enjoy this SNL skit. Alina Habba really did tell the judge she didn’t know how to try the case.
I’m beginning to think he doesn’t pick the best people.
But yes… he just threw her under the bus.
Everyone who cozies up to Trump thinks they will be the one exception he’ll have and not turn on them. I love it every time it fails.
Alina is so incompetent she ruined any chance for an appeal. As a result, Trump is eventually going to have to pay, and I expect he will sue Habba for malpractice. If Trump doesn’t pay, there are plenty of assets that New York will be happy to seize. Trump Tower will be the E. Jean Carroll Tower and converted to affordable housing.
I can’t wait.