Please, make the stupid stop:
A conservative faction of the Republican National Committee is urging the GOP to take a harder line against both Democrats and wayward Republicans, drafting a resolution to rename the opposition the “Democrat Socialist Party” and moving to rebuke the three Republican senators who supported the stimulus package. [...]
“The proposed resolution acknowledges that and calls upon the Democrats to be truthful and honest with the American people by renaming themselves the Democrat Socialist Party,” wrote Bopp, the Republican committeeman from Indiana. “Just as President Reagan’s identification of the Soviet Union as the ‘evil empire’ galvanized opposition to communism, we hope that the accurate depiction of the Democrats as a Socialist Party will galvanize opposition to their march to socialism.”
Okay, fine ... we know this kind of crap won't stop, so let's have some fun with it. Let's call upon the Republican Party to be truthful and honest with the American people by renaming themselves ... what?
Early entries:
Hunter: The Association of Booger Eaters? Or what the hell, how about just NAMBLA?
Kagro: Sign my petition to rename the Republicans the "Self-hating bathroom diaper sex solicitation party."
What would you suggest?