I'm not racist but THIS president just so happens to be the one that I need to see his long-form birth certificate. Otherwise he's not a legitimate president. That other birth certificate that was released three years ago doesn't count.
I'm not racist but THIS president just needs to publish his college grades. Otherwise I don't think he's that smart even though he graduated something-come-loudly from that one college and elected president of the Harvard Law Review. I'm not racist but Black . . er . . uh . . those people can't be that smart without some proof.
I'm not racist but THIS president must be a Muslim because he certainly can't be smart, black, AND share my faith traditions THIS president and I have nothing in common! Having something in common with him would scare the mud clean off my mud flaps! He certainly cares more about the poor and under-represented instead of his own salvation, so I swear on Gramma's pickup truck that he's not a Christian.
I'm not racist but THIS president must be a socialist Marxist communist Muslim and if I repeat those words often enough then even Democrats won't vote for him in 2012. I may not know which of those words to put a capital letter on, but I sure can repeat 'em! Socialist muslim Communist marxist! Muslim Communist Marxist Socialist!
I'm not a racist but I still believe there's WMD in Iraq and there's a Kenyan socialist Marxist communist Muslim in the White House!
Legal Disclaimer: The opinions stated in this note are not necessarily those of the author. But, sadly, they are the opinions of other folks who can vote. The author apologizes to all grandmothers who own pickup trucks who may have been offended by the remarks above.