Just to piss off radical Islam, the Navy SEAL who finished Bin Laden should get 72 virgins.
I so hope the US soldier who killed Osama is gay.
If there were ever a reason to sport a speedo made of the United States' flag, it is now.
When they heard about Osama, George Bush shrugged, Dick Cheney threw a tantrum, and Donald Rumsfeld immediately took credit.
Sarah Palin can now see Obama's reelection from her front porch.
On the eighth anniversary of "Mission Accomplished," too. That's a bit poetic, really.
So literally last week when Donald Trump was sniping about a birth certificate, President Obama was closing in on Bin Laden.
Hitler greeted Osama at the Gates of Hell, turned his back, waved his hand dismissively and sneered: "Amateur."
Now if we could bring to justice the wall street and bank thugs who've plunged us into a depression.