The Great and Powerful Oz presiding.
Oz "We meet here today to determine the whereabouts of the wicked witch of the West".
Dorothy "She is dead"
Oz "You say she melted?"
Dorothy "Yes, and gave off a green gas at the same time"
Oz "Green gas, interesting. Did you recover a DNA sample?"
Dorothy "No, don't you believe me."
Oz "We have some doubting munchkins, and we need to resolve the long form death certificate"
Dorothy "I have witnesses"
Oz "Bring in the Lion"
Cowardly Lion "There were flying monkeys you know.."
Oz "Flying monkeys? Oh dear. Next witness!"
Scarecrow "I was on fire and Dorothy tried to put me out and hit the Wicked Witch instead, and she claimed to be melting",
Oz "So a strawman argument eh? Next Witness."
The Tin Man "I'm well oiled and I saw the whole thing, she melted".
Oz " Well oiled? No pink elephants?"
Tin Man "I'm not Dumbo you know, there is no rust on me."
Oz "Looks this is getting us nowhere, how can we prove the witch is dead?"
Dorothy " I have a video."
Munchkins "Flying monkeys, an oiled tin man, and a strawman testimony.... now a video, we call fake!"
Dorothy "Watch it or you'll get a kick from these ruby slippers, roll the video"
http://youtu.be/...
Dorothy "embedding disabled by request?"
Munchkins "Told you.... fake"
Dorothy "Oh Geez here we go again" *clickclick"* "Oh noes...... Kansas".