HR 1233: 5/3/2011--Introduced. Reproduction Efficiency Act Act - Prohibits the expenditure of funds authorized or appropriated by federal law or funds in any trust fund to which funds are authorized or appropriated by federal law (federal funds) for any penis. Prohibits federal funds from being used for any health benefits coverage that includes coverage of a penis.
All males must be subjected to the following restrictions before engaging in sexual activity.
1] A three day wait before engaging in any sexual activity where a woman might be involved.
2] Counseling sessions must take place on each day before said sexual activity, the futility of contraception must be explained in detail. Photos of sexually transmitted diseases must be on show on every wall of the clinic.
3] Sperm counts must be carried out to analyze fertility if deemed insufficient then sexual activity is not to be permitted since it would be unproductive.
4] A prostate exam must be carried out before each intended sexual encounter for humiliation purposes.
5] Erectile function will be controlled and lack of rigidity will be recorded, dysfunctional members will be displayed on a wall of shame.
6] Public transport employees have the right to refuse access to public services if the erection is suspected of wanting to initiate sexual relations.
7] If a pregnancy results than the man must give up his job and stay at home to look after the child taking on full financial responsibility.
8] If pregnancy does not occur more counseling and humiliation is required.
9] No tax payer money is to be used in this procedure, an employer of such a man may well have its tax credits revoked if this procedure is covered by company insurance policies.
We believe this act will prevent spermicide
Nice aint it?