Halleluia! Shout it to the highest hills! A Minister says he's sorry for his predicitions!
Jesus cancelled his big come back!
Harold Camping Says May 21 Rapture Prediction Was 'Incorrect And Sinful'
(RNS) Radio evangelist Harold Camping has called his erroneous prediction that the world would end last May 21 an "incorrect and sinful statement" and said his ministry is out of the prediction business.
"We have learned the very painful lesson that all of creation is in God's hands and he will end time in his time, not ours!" reads the statement signed by Camping and his staff and posted on his ministry's website.
"We humbly recognize that God may not tell his people the date when Christ will return, any more than he tells anyone the date they will die physically."
He's seen the real light!
No more Rapturing...(bummer I wanted some free-stuff from the quickly departed.)
Hope Santorum's catholics and evangelical fundamentalists HEED this apology: NO MORE PREDICTING BIBLICAL SCRIPTURES!!! THEY ARE FAULTY and SINFUL!
The Big Bang Religious Theory is not clear!!
I'm still waiting for all the Santorum Theocrats to apologize to women, gays, black, poor people. Unfortunately, it will probably be a cold day in Hell before that happens now that the Southern Born-agains ushered Santorum a couple of wins...OY!
Raputuring has Officially been Cancelled!..until next time..
Actually, Jesus has already reincarnated billions of times (Geesh, I wish more people understood that..)
HARK! HARK! and HARK!