I can't really read Chinese, but I think these instructions say:
1) Give up.
2) Throw pieces away.
3) Drink beer.
4) U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Whiskey, vodka, beer, wine, it's not what you drink it's how drunk you get drinking it. Party on!
Canada has given us Justin Bieber and Nickelback, one more strike and the Death Star will take them out.
On a scale of 1 to 10, why me?
Ask a random person what year it is. When they answer, smile like crazy and yell "MY TIME MACHINE WORKS!" and run out the door.
Only Richard Branson could say "I bought Pluto" as a joke, but still have you wondering, "Wait...did he?"
I always add my 2 cents on every topic because I like to "make it rain" with my opinions.
Desperate times called, they want their desperate measures back.