The #sekritarmy has always been an enigma to our enemies.
They rarely understand our drive to succeed.
And our sense of humor leaves them confused.
They can't seem to figure out the attraction we hold to the masses.
Or why so many are willing to stand in line.
We are amused they are not able to get the joke.
And we would give them some advice.
But it has become obvious they aren't hard wired for such complexity.
So we will just have to put up with their lame attempts at living within our world.
Because mocking them is just too much fun.