That's right Jane, you heard what I said. Mike Huckabee has declared himself your savior because he feels he needs to protect you from the Democrat Bully Thug Vagina Police who have clearly and repeatedly stated how they think you are a dirty thoughtless whore. But being filthy Democrats who cotton to dirty lowlife whores, they've decided the Government should be paying for your whoredom, and Huckabee is here to free you from all that nasty Democrat Gov'ment whore-ness.
Yes, sirree he is.
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“I think it’s time Republicans no longer accept listening to the Democrats talk about a ‘war on women,’” Huckabee said. “Because the fact is, the Republicans don’t have a war on women. They have a war for women.”
“Women I know are outraged that Democrats think that women are nothing more than helpless or hopeless creature whose only goal in life is to have a government provide for them birth control medication,” Huckabee said. “Women I know are smart, educated, intelligent, capable of doing anything anyone else can do.”
Yes, women he knows are smart, and powerful, and they can handle their whoring just fine without the government budding into it thank you very much - unlike those helpless Democrat women he doesn't know, and wouldn't be caught dead
whoring - uh - hanging around with in public where they both are in full view at all times with their hands non-threateningly at their sides.
But please, don't let me misunderstand his words or jump to any unfair untoward conclusions without letting all the facts speak for themselves. Please, Go On Governor...
“If Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing them for them a prescription each month for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of government, then so be it,” Huckabee said.
Yeah, I think we get the message pretty clearly.
So Governor Preacher man has decided he's going to show that the Republican Party is anti-Women, they having a War FOR Women. A War to make sure that women everywhere have to pay for preventive healthcare out of their own pocket while men still continue to get similar car - like say prostate cancer screenings or even viagra medication - without a co-payment.
Don't you women just feel Liberated by that?
And man-oh-man aren't those Democrats something to think so little of you? Yes, you with raging out-of-control libido must be so, so helpless and meek looking to Democrat eyes.
Clearly, Huckabee is making a bold a daring attempt to reframe and rebrand the Republican Party as being Pro-Women, while at the same time not simply being against their ability to make their own reproductive choices, but also to hint that not so ever slyly that all the SLUT SLUT SLUT WHORE SLUT talk we heard for day, after day, after day, after day from Rush Limbaugh really isn't the Republican position on contraception.
It's what Democrats think.
Yeah, um, right.
One thing Governor, um, could you happen to find one - just one Democrat whose ever said any such bullshit as what you've been spewing? it doesn't have to be a recent quote. It doesn't have to be someone holding office, just anyone who openly admits that they regular vote Democratic - male or female - gay or straight - who believes and enthusiastically espouses anything like "Women are too helpless to know if they can afford the PILL, or if they need it, or if they want it, and which hole it goes into!"
Only one stipulation, they've can't have been drooling on themselves while saying it. We have to draw the line somewhere.
The problem Governor Cross-Your-Legs has here is that this isn't really isn't about The Sex. It's not about the Libido. We're talking about a Doctor's Prescription for Preventive Medicine, not some gal whose out to have 15 one-night-stands in a row. And even if she were, in order for the contraceptive to be relevant she's had be having the baby-making sex not the gay or the sodom-like icky sex that Ken the Cooch Cucinelli tried to have banned in Virginia. And oh, by the way, what if this woman is Married and as a result of a family choice has decided not - at this time- to give birth. Isn't her Right to have the Baby-Making-Sex as many times as she and her partner wants? Who the HELL IS HUCK to be standing there finger-waging in that families bedroom>?
Huck's entire commentary was nothing more than a attempt to give Limbaugh's original Sandra Fluke rantings a high-brow reboot, and blame all the bad thought projections on Democrats. This particular Reimagining of the facts has already flopped worse the Johnny Depp's Lone Ranger Reboot (Rotten Tomatoes 31%), which in fact wasn't as good as the previous Legend of the Lone Ranger Relaunch with Christopher Lloyd and Klinton Spillsberry back in 1981 (Which I still highly recommend as a good straight-forward 80's-era Western despite is it's Rotten Tomatoes rating of 39%).
Sometimes the oldie memes, are not the goodie memes. But I digress.
Unfortunately for Huck-boy, he shouldn't have listening so much to Limbaugh and should have tried actually listening to Sandra Fluke's congressional testimony where she made it clear that she wasn't standing up for this particular right as simply a method to satisfy her own uncontrollable libido, she was speaking to congress to tell the story of a classmate of her's who suffered from Poly-cystic Ovarian Syndrome and as a result had been prescribe contraception to manage her hormone balance and keep the condition in check. Because her university decided to ignore the evidence provided by her physician that this was needed for an ongoing medical condition, Georgetown Law School decided to terminate support for the prescription "on religious grounds", even though she was paying for the health care herself. She attempted to continue paying for it out of pocket, at about $3000/year, but as a student soon simply couldn't afford it anymore and eventually developed a cyst on her ovary the size of a tennis ball which required her ovary being removed sending her into premature menopause.
She was only 32 years old.
One other thing, Sandra's ovary missing classmate is gay so she really wasn't even in the running to have the baby-making libido-on-fire sex anyway.
What exactly has the Republican Party done for women like this lately?
Anything?
Anything?
Beuller?
Yeah, I thought so.
Vyan