The #sekritarmy doesn't understand how so many of our adversaries believe they are 'winning'
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After all, our recruiting strategy is fool-proof.
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They know subconsciously that they are going to lose.
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And all their attempts to change that will go for naught.
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They can cry and complain all they want.
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We have them right where we want them.
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But that doesn't stop them from trying.
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We however, know where they live.
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So they can keep watching...
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But we really don't care.
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Because their end was preordained.
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