Sarah Palin in a "brutal war on words" launched a stunning riposte.
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go vegan and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because ha. Well we believe an America, where minimum wage jobs, they're not like life time gigs, they're stepping stones.”Take that words! Sarah Palin just totally crushed you!
Beat that Eizabeth Warren! With your commie education I bet that you cannot treat words with Sarah's level of total contempt!
I would also like to add that the English language took one hell of a beating, until one of you commie socialist fascists can reach Sarah's rhetorical summits, well, you'll be in limbo, or something, hah.
Did Sarah stop there, did she, hell, as like, she went for the win!
I have made a transcript below [with some comments] so that I am not accused of taking her utter brilliance out of context, remember that she only had a couple of weeks to prepare!
We believe that Washington DC need to take less of our money it need more scrutiny, fewer bureaucrats... and it needs a reminder of the principles laid down in the constitution that our leaders swear to defend. Furthermore we believe crony capitalism is infecting both sides of the aisle in DC, so we're working really hard to root it out of our party. At senator Warren, what are you doing to root it out of yours?Yes, take that Senator Warren!
Mmm heh, we believe in science, and god's magnificent creation overflowing with natural resources. That means, we have a responsibility to honor him by protecting the earth as we [drill baby drill] we develop our resources in an environmentally sound way for mankind's use.
We believe the internet shouldn't be censored by the worlds tyrants, that means President Obama should reverse his disastrous decision to hand over control of internet domains to the UN, where it will come under the thumb of authoritarian regimes like Russia [I can see their keyboards from my house] and China.
We believe in lifting Americans out of poverty and into sustainable jobs, Now that means government needs to butt out, butt out of employee pay issues and quit over regulating businesses and increasing taxes it drives up operating costs, that's what effects wages [???].
“We believe”? Wait, I thought fast food joints, hurh. Don’t you guys think that they’re like of the Devil or somethin’ I was. Liberals, you want to send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint then ya just don’t believe in, thought you wanted to, I dunno, send them to Purgatory or somethin’ so they all go vegan and, uh, wages and picket lines I dunno they’re not often discussed in Purgatory, are they? I dunno why are you even worried about fast food wages because ha. Well we believe an America, where minimum wage jobs, they're not like life time gigs, they're stepping stones to a good job with sustainable wages, hm, teaches work ethic, we believe in helping Americans climb the economic ladder, not get stuck on that first rung. A strong economy with good paying jobs [but not fast food you understand, because that is not working really] it comes from free enterprise [not commie fast food joints], not from a top down bloated big government command and control economy”
We believe that students learn not to make decisions that result in a lot of debt [like paying for education] and we believe that schools need to be more accountable for the insane increase in tuition [damn that free market enterprising] and their insane curriculum [English, Maths and Science n stuff!], many of 'em [they need more god]. It is no accident [unlike this train wreck] Elizabeth that the rise in tuition corresponds with a rise in government, intervention! More government isn't the answer [more of that free enterprising fee pricing thingy, is]
We believe a pension is a promise it must be honored [hmm, it is called Social Security btw], OK we do that by using common sense and prioritizing budgets that once and for all will end waste and fraud and the crony capitalism and the stupid political decisions that are bankrupting our nation! [Now who was it that added most to the debts, hmmm] We believe that in order to keep faith with future generations and fulfill our current commitments to our seniors..Well we must enact sensible entitlement reform.
We believe, I cant believe I have to say this in 2014 we believe in equal pay for equal work [no we don't] and President Obama should abandon his hypocritical practice of paying women less than men, in his campaign, in his administration, and in the white house, uhh, the leader of your party Elizabeth could set an example for the rest of the country.
We believe that all men and women are created equal, they claim we are not tolerant, well, we believe that tolerance goes both ways, You know, uh, that means respecting people's rights to disagree [with peoples rights] with you. Instead of trying to intimidate or silence us, we believe the answer to free speech you find offensive, is more free speech [but don't tread on me with your free speech] not less.
We believe that legal immigration the help make this country strong and vibrant and that means welcoming law abiding hard working immigrants who wish to come here legally and pledge their allegiance to the United States of America! Furthermore we believe as none other than Cesar Chavez believed that if illegal immigration hurts the country it unfairly hurts working class Americans of all races all backgrounds who are seeking good paying [not agriculture , or fast food obviously] jobs, security for their families.
We believe women have a right to their bodies, just as babies have a right to their living breathing bodies nestled in a mother womb. Hey, and anyone who wants contraception, more power to ya, can continue to freely buy any kind you want no one is stopping you, we'll fight for the right of private businesses including Hobby Lobby to work with you to figure out health care coverage themselves. Anyway the owners of those businesses, that they built themselves, anyway they want to [?????????] Knowing that, eh, come on government [phew on safer ground now] intervention it just always is, screws everything up [That showed them liberals!]. Furthermore [my new favorite word] we believe that religious liberty is enshrined in our constitution, remember, the government has no right to cause people to violate their religious beliefs [bring back stoning, oh sorry] and if try to take any of our constitutional rights away we will fight for them.
One final thought for Senator Warren and her would be progressive populous, we believe as conservatives, as Ronald Reagan said [always gotta get a St Ronnie in there some where] that you cant be for both big taxes, big government, big bureaucracy and still be for the little guy. Well, we stand with the little guy [I'm one of the elite dontcha know] being bullied and beaten down by the progressive left's failed policies of yours Elizabeth Warren . We stand for free men and free markets. The twin ideals that made this nation strong [the great depression and the great recession] peaceful [we off=shored our wars] and prosperous [for 1% anyway]. We say, god bless America, uh, we hope you say that Senator Warren [but we know you are a godless heathen] Woot, crushed it baby!
So we basically hand the US to the corporations on a platter to do what they will, free enterprise and pray to God for salvation.