"The White House is not a real symbol of the greatness of America" Donald Trump stated.
"When I am elected President I will redevelop the site and add 125 floors, the tallest and greatest building in the world will show the rest of the world who its leader is" he said to sycophantic cheering.
"Fort Knox will supply the gold for the plumbing and gold leafing of every visible surface".
"The Oval Office is a poky little hole this will be extended to the whole top floor of Trump House, with the oval Presidential heliport on top" he said as a misty look came to his eyes.
"If the even moderately successful wish to show their reverence to my really really successfulness they can leave messages in the lobby" he suggested "as the really really successful will arrive by air."
"If you thought Versailles was a symbol of regal opulence, you aint seen nothing yet! We will show the world what bad taste really means" he shouted over the ecstatic cheering of his employees. "To the South Lawn first tee, now watch this drive!"