Normally I’d say “Nailed It!”, but given the context, that’s incredibly inappropriate:
SHOT:
That brings up the two final factors for Mr. Drumpf:
- Drumpf wants someone who he can trust implicitly, and
- Finally, Drumpf's ego is so massive, he's very unlikely to want to have someone else's last name stealing his thunder.
...Which is why I present to you the only possible 2016 Republican nominee for Vice President of the United States....Ivanka Drumpf.
That's right. She was born on October 30, 1981, meaning she'll turn 35 years old just 9 days before the general election. She's young, she's photogenic, she's Jewish (seriously...she converted). She's been working with/for her father for years, so he can trust her...and, as a bonus, she appears (from what I've seen so far) to be more intelligent and capable than he is anyway.
The only real downside here is that it probably isn't a good idea to have a sitting U.S. President who openly admits to wanting to have sex with his Vice President, especially when she's, you know, his own daughter.
CHASER:
“His firing was a result of coup by Trump children”
Is it really that much of a stretch to go from Ivanka kicking the campaign manager out...to Trump picking her as his VP?
She’ll be legally eligible, he has a creepy, long-term obsession with her, and no legitimate VP contender wants to have anything to do with Trump. Who does that leave?