Trump has now resorted to “love it or leave it” fortress-America tweets. This morning must have had a full diaper pail. Due process seems to have been lost as well.
*Date:* June 24, 2018 at 11:27:38 AM EDT
*Subject:* *In-town pool report #2*
In town pool report #2 June 24
After a mostly uneventful ride, except for some Sunday drivers confused by the motorcade zipping by them, POTUS made the last turn toward Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Va. at 11:22 am. Press vans pealed off the motorcade just beforehand and headed toward a nearby holding spot.
Your pooler has asked about any meetings, activities, if golf is on the schedule and, if so, whether hes playing with any lawmakers or other notables.
Will let you know.
*Date:* June 24, 2018 at 10:50:14 AM EDT
*Subject:* *In town pool report #1*
In town pool report #1 June 24
At the White House this Sunday morning, its currently 77 degrees out and humid. My weather app says its 76 percent humidity but feels more to me.
Your pooler the did not see POTUS emerge from the south entrance of the White House and board his vehicle.
Motorcade is rolling at 10:45 am
The usual contradictions and lies burst forth this morning… Lord Dampnut was probably recovering from his cross-country trip of one day to Las Vegas, probably not even doing anything that might stay there.
And on the way back, he’s tweeting about tariffs with the same cliches, as though he actually understood trade policy. What idiot was in his golf foursome today.
*Date:* June 24, 2018 at 3:50:27 PM EDT
*Subject:**In-town pool report #3*
In-town pool report #3
June 24
Its 3:45 and raining as POTUS motorcade leaves the Trump National Golf Course. A small group of demonstrators, including a few dogs stood outside the club. One held a sign that read: Trump should be caged. Another read: We care. Local law enforcement blocked demonstrators as motorcade passed. No word yet on any meetings or if POTUS played golf and who with. Pooler has made another request.
*Date:* June 24, 2018 at 4:38:49 PM EDT
*Subject:**In-town pool report #4*
In-town pool report #4
June 24
POTUS motorcade made it back to the White House at 4:30. The ride was largely uneventful. Again some drivers were surprised by motorcade driving between and around them. POTUS entered back through the south entrance. He had on a white shirt and red hat that sure looked like a MAGA hat, but not 100 percent certain.