Donald Trump gave a very sweaty, very unhinged, and very much two-hour-long speech at this year’s CPAC event in National Harbor, Maryland, on Saturday. As has become his perverse ritual at many events, Trump found the nearest American flag on stage and … well, as the White House’s official Twitter account tweeted, he did this.
I was clearly not the only person who had an uncontrollable urge to jump into a bathtub filled with hand sanitizer after seeing that image.
Teehee. But there was more!
Well done. Here’s a nice set of reminders for those hypocritical right-wing pundits.
Don’t forget, Trump already told us he was this gross. A few times, come to think of it.
It’s hard to get away from the comparisons.
Instead of the requisite Simpsons GIF, we shall use an Office one instead.
And in the end, this is probably the clearest and most honest response of them all.