With Trump still making plans to have a dictator-style parade in front of the Lincoln Memorial this 4th of July, will his most feared enemy disrupt the plans?
The forecast is calling for 40-50% chance of showers and thunderstorms on Thursday, Independence Day, for the Washington D.C. area. Of course, that’s just sciency mumbo jumbo from meteorologists at the National Weather Service. I’m sure he will call it fake news and have them rewrite the forecast in accordance with his demands.
After all, if it rains, he will have to stay inside or under the world’s strongest umbrella. Because we know how he melts when rain touches his scalp. The climate is his biggest foe.
What are the chances that the National Park Service, in their rush to accommodate his takeover of the annual 4th of July celebration, has also had time to make a bad-weather plan?