With Academy Awards season just around the corner, it’s time to announce this year’s nominees for the Really Awful Worthless Career Repulsively Annoying People Official Loser Awards. The actual nominations won’t close until January 13th, so this is just a snapshot at the moment. Any member in good standing of the Remove Every Single Idiot Groper Now group is eligible to nominate some undeserving waste of space for inclusion. Ranked balloting will commence once the nominations are finalized and staff gets around to putting the ballots together.
The Nominees
Most Incompetent Liar in a Supporting Role — Nunes, D Collins, Jordan (all for their work in The Impeachment)
Seems like ancient history
Achievements in Editing History — Pence, tRump, Nunes
Most Obvious Gaslighting — Conway, S Sanders, Pence
Destruction of Journalism — Murdoch, Hannity, Carlson
They digitize him in real time every day.
Most Obstructionist — tRump, Barr, Mulvaney
Most Likely to Molest Children — Moore, Epstein (even from the grave), tRump
Most Likely to Molest Women — Epstein, tRump
Loudest Liar — Jordan, D Collins, tRump
Most Transparent Dogwagging — tRump, Bush, Reagan
Most Spineless Sickophant — Graham, Nunes, Pence, Haley
Most Extreme Religious Nutjob — Pompeo, Pence
Easiest to Manipulate — tRump, Kushner
Most Gluttonous — Limbaugh, tRump, Barr
Most Obnoxious (House) — Gohmert, Nunes, Jordan, Gaetz, Stefanik
Most Obnoxious (Senate) — McConnell, McConnell, McConnell
Why he’s a shoe-in for the award
Most Obnoxious (Executive) — tRump, Pompeo, Mulvaney
Dumbest — Gohmert, R Johnson, tRump
Dumbest (Cabinet) — Carson, DeVos, Pence
Most Absurd Hair — B Johnson, tRump
Most Transparent Foreign Interference — Putin, binSalman, Erdogan
Least Legal Lawyer — Giuliani, Barr
Tick. Tick. Tick. Tick...
Most Likely to Put Party Over Country — All-of-them(R)
Most Likely to Betray Their Country — tRump and all the rest(R) of them too
Most Incompetent Liar in a Leading Role — tRump (he was the only nominee in this category)
Most Impeachable — tRump, Barr, Ross, Mnuchin, Pompeo
Special Awards
Most Annoying Sniffler — tRump (lifetime achievement)
Deja Vu Toady — Barr (for his reprisal of his role during the Papa Bush regime)
Talk about warts.
Worst Impersonation of Patriotism — Republican Party
Don’t forget, there’s still time to make nominations and add award categories.
Thought for the day
The tRump School of Etiquette
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